Miller's Tales of Misbehavior
By MATTHEW MILLER

Man Attempts to Steal Many Razors

A man stole $382 worth of razors from the drugstore, the "Clifton (N.J.) Journal" reports. Police found the man in someone's backyard with his razors and other items stolen from other drugstores, and they arrested him.

One by One, We'll Make Sure You're All OK

The University of Missouri-Rolla Police Department reports officers checked on the welfare of a student. The student was at his residence and was OK.

Mommy's Going to Be a Little Late

The "Daily News" of Longview, Wash., reports police pursued a woman driving a Nissan Altima in a manner unbecoming a citizen. She didn't stop until spike strips caused her to lose control of the vehicle. Police charged the woman with an assortment of crimes, including stealing the car, driving it while intoxicated and eluding police. Bail was set at $40,000. The woman said she'd found the car idling and had taken it because she needed to pick up her child.

Let's Take Speed and Fish All Night

The "Alameda (Calif.) Sun" reports two suspects were arrested at 12:53 a.m. for methamphetamine possession and for fishing without a license.

Please Behave More Suitably

The Ontario, Ore., Police Department reports an officer spoke to a girl about her behavior. The report did not describe her behavior.

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